The Apples Save the Day, But…

Today’s joke is a bit in the “adult” category, but I don’t think you have to be 18 to enjoy it. After all, it involves apples, and that’s all we need to know. Apples and cannibals, to be more accurate…

…and the story goes like this: once upon a time, there were three brave explorers trying to find some treasures in a jungle. Unfortunately, they found cannibals… or the cannibals found them, that’s not really important. They got caught, and all three were sure their final hour is drawing near, but…

…the cannibal in charge (CIC, for those crazy about “CEO-ish” acronyms) decided to give them a chance, so he looked at them and said:

– I think you deserve a chance to live, so here’s the deal – go back in the jungle, and bring me some fruits. Anything you find, it doesn’t really matter for now, just remember to be quick, choose only one fruit, and be sure to bring as many as you can carry!

Obviously, it’s strange to hear about cannibals eating fruits, but our explorers didn’t give a damn about it. They just wanted to get out of it alive, so they went into the jungle.

A few hours later, the first two came back. The first one had its pockets full of cherries, while the other had some apples. Pockets full, a few in his hands, as much as he was able to carry.

Smiling, the CIC said:

– Good, now take all the fruits and stick them up your own ass. If you manage to do it, we’ll set you all free!

After the cherries-guy finished, the one with the apples started to laugh. Even some monkeys fell off the nearest tree because of that. When he stopped, the CIC said:

– Why laugh? You may have some troubles with those apples, you know…

– Yes, I know, you can fire up that big cooking pot of yours already! I may get lucky with those apples or not, but I saw the last guy picking up some watermelons, that’s why he’s not here yet…

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