Warning! This short joke may be inappropriate for kids and some people, so I am not going to be held responsible for any bad thing that’s going to happen once you read it, all right? Good… so let’s see the difference between an apple and your granny’s ass, shall we?
Q: What’s the difference between an apple and your granny’s ass?
Basically, you can say a lot of things to answer this simple question, starting with color, the difference between a body part and a fruit, and so on, but you won’t get closer to the truth, believe me. My truth, that is. To be honest, I didn’t get this one off the Internet – my father told it, and I was about to die laughing. Obviously, I am still alive, so here’s your answer…
A: You gotta bite them both to tell the difference! 
