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		<title>The Madhouse</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Apr 2009 15:20:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[These last weeks have been simply crazy, and that's the only reason I write this now, and not a moth ago. Anyway, it's always good to think about crazy things, because that's how crazy jokes are born, and today the time has come for a little funny story about a madhouse, the loony guys there, and some apples...]]></description>
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		<title>Apple Crisis</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Mar 2009 17:56:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It's a crisis, we must accept it. Come on, everybody knows it, but fortunately I don't have enough money to really feel like my entire universe is going down the drain. That's the good part of not being rich - when you got nothing to lose, then you got it all, and if we have to talk about apples, let's ask a simple question, shall we?]]></description>
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		<title>The Apple Store and the Rabbit</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Feb 2009 22:07:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today, another fictional story. This time, it's about the Apple Store in the forest, and the rabbit. While the Apple Store in this story was usually selling anything but apples, like the forestPod hair dryer, the nightMac headlights for bears, or the toothPhoney fake teeth for old wolves, the stubborn rabbit kept coming back, asking for apples...]]></description>
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		<title>Adam and Eve &#8211; Bible Story&#8230;With a Twist!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Feb 2009 21:28:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you're a Christian, you surely know the Adam and Eve Bible story. I am sure that even most people following other religions know it, since this is far from being original. I know it may sound like a blasphemy to some of you, but if they would have had Copyscape back in those days when the New Testament was written, completing the Bible, passing the plagiarism test would have been a bit hard, if not impossible. Well, they changed a word here and there, but the main story remains the same...]]></description>
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		<title>The Apples Save the Day, But&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Feb 2009 22:20:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today's joke is a bit in the "adult" category, but I don't think you have to be 18 to enjoy it. After all, it involves apples, and that's all we need to know. Apples and cannibals, to be more accurate...]]></description>
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		<title>The Boss and the Apples</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Feb 2009 19:17:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As we all know, the next person you won't take with you on a deserted island, right after your mother-in-law is your boss. I hope this is not true for you, because sometimes you get to spend more time with your boss than your family, so... having a good relationship with him is the key to success.]]></description>
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		<title>Apple &#8211; Granny</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Jan 2009 17:54:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Warning! This short joke may be inappropriate for kids and some people, so I am not going to be held responsible for any bad thing that's going to happen once you read it, all right? Good... so let's see the difference between an apple and your granny's ass, shall we?]]></description>
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		<title>The School Lunch Apple Pie</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jan 2009 16:00:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you ever had no choice but to eat your lunch at school, then you know already that the National School Lunch Program "provides nutritionally balanced, low-cost or free lunches to children each school day," and so the result is not always as it supposed to be...]]></description>
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		<title>The First and Greatest Commandment</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Jan 2009 19:29:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Contrary to the popular belief, the first commandment is not the one recorded by Moses, when he wrote it down in Hebrew together with the other nine...]]></description>
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		<title>If Apple Made Toasters&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jan 2009 15:50:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If Apple made toasters...]]></description>
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