Monthly Archives: January 2009
Fiona Apple – Singles
I think most singles are released by artists who simply have 2-3 good tracks on an album, and a few fillers too many. I guess that’s why Fiona Apple hasn’t released a single for almost a decade now. Singles could be good to make you popular easier in the beginning, but not once you get serious -and she is, my friends, she really is! Continue reading
Apple – Granny
Warning! This short joke may be inappropriate for kids and some people, so I am not going to be held responsible for any bad thing that’s going to happen once you read it, all right? Good… so let’s see the difference between an apple and your granny’s ass, shall we? Continue reading
The School Lunch Apple Pie
If you ever had no choice but to eat your lunch at school, then you know already that the National School Lunch Program “provides nutritionally balanced, low-cost or free lunches to children each school day,” and so the result is not always as it supposed to be… Continue reading
The First and Greatest Commandment
Contrary to the popular belief, the first commandment is not the one recorded by Moses, when he wrote it down in Hebrew together with the other nine… Continue reading
If Apple Made Toasters…
If Apple made toasters… Continue reading